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Waynose's Home Page
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About me...
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Ok, I'm Waynose, and this is me when I was a little kid. It's not really, but you can think that it really is if you want to.
I'm from Australia, the land down under, where we ride kangaroo's to work, and use koala's as bowling balls.
I like stuff... generally funny stuff. Especially Cool Things To Do... as you'll see below.
I like movies and books, my all time favourite movie being The Princess Bride!!
That's about all I'm going to tell you for now. I mean, come on. I hardly know you. I don't want to tell you all my intimate secrets just yet!
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These are Cool Things To Do. They're weird, strange, crazy things you can do when your bored, or when you're just feeling insane.
They were made up by my friend Andy and myself, and we have literally hundreds of them, so if you like these, email me and let me know that you like them so I'll put more in here.
* Squeeze a cat until it poos.
* See how many mice you can fit in your mouth.
* Never milk cows, so they pop.
* Hide down the toilet, and when someone sits on it, swim up and poke them in the bum.
* Make cheese out of breast milk.
* Pass wind on your grandmother's lap.
* Sweep away as much sand from the beach as you can with a broom.
* Tell an ugly girl you love her and then spit in her armpits.
* Ask your boss if you can be paid in light bulbs instead of dollars.
* Ring up your grandma and tell her she smells like mothballs.
* Eat a live rabbit.
* Follow a snail around for the day.
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COOL THINGS TO DO
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Well, that's about it for now. I can't think of anything else I want to tell you. Feel free to email me and tell me you think Cool Things To Do are cruel, mean and horrible, if you want. I would prefer you to tell me you like them, but hey, that's up to you.
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